Wednesday, September 20, 2006

How to Hug a Baby

Patty Got the following in her e-mail:

ATTENTION ALL DOGS!!! THE FOLLOWING ARE IMPORTANT INSTRUCTIONS FOR EVERY DOG TO KNOW...
Instructions for properly hugging a baby:
1. First, spy a baby.


2. Second, be sure that the object you spied was indeed a baby, by employing classic sniffing techniques. If you smell baby powder and the wonderful aroma of wet diapers, this is, indeed, a baby.
3. Next you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning the hugging process.
**Note: The added slobber should help in future steps by making the "paw slide" easier.
4. The "paw slide" - Simply slide paws around baby and prepare for possible close-up.
5. Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute the difficult and patented "hug, smile, and lean" so as to achieve the best photo quality.
Dogs, if this is properly done, it will secure you a warm, dry, climate-controlled environment for the rest of your life.
Good luck to all of you!

6 comments:

  1. Okay, that is the cutest thing yet. What a sweet dog!

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  2. Anonymous21/9/06 21:08

    Are we sure the baby is enjoying this? Very, very cute!

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  3. Oh my, the dog is abslutely beautiful (the baby's pretty cute too!). I love how in photo 4 the dog is licking its lips as if to say, "mmmm. . .this could be scrumptious!"

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  4. Oh my gosh. Is that for real?

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  5. wonderful, wonderful photos

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  6. PPB,
    This seemed to be one of those e-mails that circulate around. For all I know the pictures are real. THen again for all I know they could be phottoshopped.

    But it certainly is cute.

    (neither baby nor dog live near me)

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