Hat tip to Sue for the Sloganizer. Here are my favourites:
It's Not TV. It's Following Frodo
Be Like Dad, Keep Following Frodo.
A Finger of Following Frodo is Just Enough to Give Your Kids a Treat.
Two Hours of Following Frodo in Just Two Calories.
Turn Loose The Gord.
Gord Saves Your Soul.
Don't Just Book It, Gord It.
With A Name Like Gord, It Has To Be Good.