I am not here. I am thinking about adoption (for sermon purposes!). BUt in the mean time y'all can go here for some amusement. Just remember that students are always told to be descriptive and use figures of speech to make their writing interesting.
HEre is another one. Scary thing is I graduated in 1987 --- and those kids are finishing high schools now? Mind you I never did care who shot JR and at the time didn't know whe he was (we weren't a Dallas watching family).